don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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