We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I just found a bag of teeth...
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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