He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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