So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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