Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Randomize