id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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