I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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