No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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