bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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