You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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