god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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