we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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