The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
