I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
