i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
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I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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