oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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