ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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