I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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