is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize