Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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