Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I smell stomach acid.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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