don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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