Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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