We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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