we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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