Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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