Nicole vs. Life
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
you made out with another girl for some wings
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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