return my video game
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
