i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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