sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
you inspire me to be a worse person
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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