Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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