She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I would fuck him just for his dog
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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