He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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