real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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