franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
