i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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