absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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