idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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