she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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