He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
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