i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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