Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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