I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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