Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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