3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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