How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
When are your genitals available?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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