The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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