Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Plan B is the new Plan A
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Randomize
