Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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