is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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