then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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