You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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