Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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