So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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