that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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